Cooking for a date为约会做饭

You’ve cooked for six people before. This is one person.

你以前给六个人做过饭。这次只有一个。

Fair. What’s on the menu?

有道理。菜单上有什么？

Something with eggs? You named it that on purpose?

带蛋的？你是故意这么叫的吗？

Classic. Which is the safe one?

经典。哪个最保险？

Then lead with the mousse and pray he’s not allergic.

那就先上慕斯，然后祈祷他不过敏。

You can still ask. It’s four o’clock.

现在还能问。才四点。

Now the pasta. Salt the water like the sea.

现在煮面。水里放盐，要像海一样咸。

That’s a lot of flavour. Trust me.

那也是很多味道。相信我。

First, but don’t let it turn brown. Brown is bitter.

先放，但别炒焦。焦了会苦。

Three. Four if you’re planning to kiss him.

三瓣。打算亲他的话就四瓣。

Plate it while it’s hot. Cold pasta is sadness.

趁热装盘。凉了的面是悲伤。

No candles. You’ll knock one over.

别点。你会碰倒的。

There. Now breathe.

好了。现在呼吸。

Go. I’ll hide in the kitchen and judge quietly.

去吧。我躲厨房里安静地评判。